1. First we met. (Met?)
    We bonded over our childhood. It was the 70s prairie look. I use Holly Hobby to flirt, it works.
  2. We flirted.
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    Mixed it up in the comments section.
  3. Then we just started making out all the time.
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    Did we gross you guys out?
  4. We became those people who just alert other people to lists.
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    Gawd! I would totally hate those people if I wasn't one.
  5. Once John Mayer thought he was going to steal her.
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    But I won. ❤️ He should've mentioned Holly Hobby.
  6. I requested a list from her but she held out for so long.
    The torture.
  7. Then she basically sent a Barbershop Quartet to my office.
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  8. It was as if she peed all over me.
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  9. But I loved it.
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  10. Then she delivered the mixtape I requested.
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  11. Things really took off when I asked her a question in the form of a request and she threw down the digits
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    Because those list requests/direct messages are so awkward. I'm pretty sure the secret she is referring to is our love affair.
  12. But in my head I was like what I can never call text her - she's too cool.
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    Just this morning I said to myself what could I possibly text her about.
  13. But tonight on list app she slyly hinted she was watching the best movie ever made about two people in love who have never met.
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    Um! Hello that's us except no wait, we like each other and I am not out to destroy her bookstore. But you get the gist. Now that I think about it the best ever movie about two people who never met but are in love is Sidewalls - go watch it.
  14. So I texted her! What? That's crazy!
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    I wonder now if she knew it was me?
  15. I threw out Moss
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    She's mad for moss.
  16. Then I sent her dick pics
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    No, it's just my toe.
  17. Then I was watching Conan and laughing at his shenanigans and forgot to say night night.
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  18. I went back to working on her playlist
    The pressure.
  19. I hope she doesn't mind me pretty much proposing on the Jumbotron!??
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  20. Her - now
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  21. 😘😍❤️😍😘
    The first List App love affair? You tell me.
  22. Hi Carrie's husband. 👋👋
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    Don't worry it's totally platonic. I have a date tonight. With a man.