Inventive Men, Ranked

Just some guys I'd get with. @ladyprofessor never asked but here is where my Scorpio mind went today.
  1. 1.
    Samuel FB Morse
    I have this pic on my phone for some weird reason and I can't delete it because he is just that hot -.. --- / -- . / -... .- -... -.
  2. 2.
    Nikola Tesla
    Just google Wardenclyffe Tower and you'll see.
  3. 3.
    Alexander Graham Bell
    Talk dirty to me.
  4. 4.
    Buckminster Fuller
    I'm sure there is a Bucky Balls joke here somewhere.
  5. 5.
    Archimedes
    Cause I need a good screw
  6. 6.
    Otto Wichterle
    Just because you invented the contact lens doesn't mean you stop wearing those glasses that get me hot.
  7. 7.
    Tanaka Hisashige
    His staying power is legendary. Wind him up and he's good to go.