๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€ Now Entering the Arena๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†

You guys the FINALS are HERE!!! I'm just excited about this totally made up competition between @stevecady and @kcupcaker GOOD LUCK TO BOTH OF YOU.
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    NOW LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!
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    I was hoping for an all Cady final like this
    Steve vs. Chris
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    But that doesn't mean Katie doesn't bring some excellent lists
    Now it's Katie vs Cady!!!!!
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    As a warm up to the final lists, I'm gonna give you a highlight reel of my favorite list quotes from each competitor.
    You know how I like to make compilation lists.
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    ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ
    It's like the seven hour lead up to the super bowl!!!!!
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    ๐Ÿ€It's a game... guess Cady or Katie๐Ÿ€
    Click the link to see who.
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    โ˜ โ˜ Near death experiences?โ˜ โ˜ 
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    One time while choking on some ribs, I tried to chug a Bloody Mary to make the food go down. The red liquid spewed out of my mouth and onto my white shirt, like a really drunk monster. A little girl cried.
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    As I was being wheeled away into surgery, I turned around, looked straight at my mom, and said "If I die, it's your fault."
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    โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒคโ›…๏ธ๐ŸŒฆโ›ˆFile these under "it was all going so well until..."
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    The naked old folks frolicked in the water, set up a game of badminton, and shook all sections of their birthday suits at curious passers-by. Shuttlecocks everywhere!
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    How the hell do I clean this up? The pecan filling has glued to the carpet and the crumbs have formed a fine powder on the ground. I'm just getting in the car and moving. My life here is over. I'm the Don Draper of being a piece of shit.
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    So many feelings
    ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ฌโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜–โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฅ
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    One of their lists made me laugh out loud. Actual, real, eyes-squinting, abs-contracting laugh out loud. Not just lol. If that happens, I will follow you for life. Like a homeless cat you fed one time.
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    Fremdschรคmen:This German word means "to feel ashamed about something someone else has done; to be embarrassed because someone else has embarrassed himself (and doesn't notice)." I feel this frequently.
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    Hot Saturday Nights??
    โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–
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    Allow me to dispel your misconception that my life is full of constant adventure: I came home from my hair appointment on Saturday, changed into couch pajamas, caught up on Beowulf (television not book), and didn't interact with another human until I had to on Sunday. That's how my weekend was; stop asking.
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    A life that doesn't include the memory of getting so drunk one night that my friends had to undress me and roll my naked body into a shower to wake me up. C'est la vie
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    Dates? Or not dates?
    โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
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    For split second when I was black-out drunk dancing alone at a bar and a girl came up to me and grabbed my hand. She told me "you're being really creepy, you need to leave" and then dragged me out of the bar
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    My date laid down on his side of the booth "to relax." To a casual observer, I appeared to be talking to myself or the beer across from me.
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    ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€
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    All great lists, right?
    What will they bring to the final?? Cue final countdown music by Europe
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    So now on to the final. Turn on your Notifications for @kcupcaker and @stevecady
    Good luck to you both. I'm really torn about who to root for, trying to stay impartial.
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    ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ
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    Thanks @aus10 for doing all the work. I don't even know how. ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€
    (Even though I wasn't on the panel) Plus, I was too wimpy to enter into the competition but I really enjoyed the madness I saw.
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    Well done all competitors of the List App March Madness!!
    ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†I'm so glad you put your lists out there. You are all winners๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†
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    Now....
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    When are they going to drop their lists? Will they compete with Game of Thrones and all those GoT follow up lists?
    I love a good Sunday list day. Hint hint. Game on.
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    Without further ado...
    I will let Cady and Katie have a crack at it.