personal hi.story of through embarrassingly self-congratulatory screen shots

Things are changing, growing, moving forward so now is the chance to remember your heyday. (Please fellow beta/ gamma users make a list like this so I don't look like I'm the only one that needs app-roval and takes screenshots like this) I see a title wave!!!
  1. 1.
    Baby's first trending list.
    That UI really has changed.
  2. 2.
    When your 10 year self is featured along with the New Yorker and AV Club
    Glad that awesome perm finally paid off!
  3. 3.
    When you got notified your list was added to features.
  4. 4.
    When someone new followed you and you look to see who else they follow and find yourself in a select group
    Your head doesn't explode you just go back to work with this screen shot and demand a raise. "I am this person's fifth most important content provider, that's clout". Didn't get the raise, decide your boss doesn't know what clout is.
  5. 5.
    When your stupid profile pic was on the App Store
    Billions of people saw you worldwide, right? Try to parlay it into free drinks at TGI Fridays. Bartender was most likely android user -should've tried Applebee's.
  6. 6.
    When your notifications make you do a little dance.
    Wha???????? Starbucks gave you a free frappucino but only because you bought 87 coffees to get there.
  7. 7.
    Possibly the most important when @saytrumbo stalked and liked multiple lists all in one sitting. But you didn't get any screen shot.
    Where are you Trumbo? Are you with Chris K?
  8. 8.
    Never. You are everyone. You are not special.