Monumental in scope, I apologize for having to even bring it up and cause a serious war here but ...
  1. Do you
    Say buck naked?
  2. Or do you
    Say butt naked?
  3. Personally I have always
    Said buck naked. Not even knowing what that meant. Then suddenly it became butt naked. Which makes even less sense. Is just your butt naked at that point. Are you wearing a sock boys? How did it become this? I know it's an age thing right? I don't even know if buck naked and butt naked are two different things. But why not just naked at that point? Naked is naked right? So why persist with the butt or the buck. Ok start the discussion... What have you always said? Buck or butt? And why?
  4. Apologies if this has been explained elsewhere
    I am only ever on ListApp.
  5. Buckeye naked, because Ohio.
    Suggested by @jennifergster
  6. It's buck. I also say naked as a jaybird.
    Suggested by @alligeeshow
  7. Butt
    Suggested by @shanaz
  8. Buck. We also say naked as a jaybird @alligeeshow
    Suggested by @kelrie
  9. I guess I say Butt BUT I don't know why 😬
    Suggested by @kate81
  10. I'm a Butt kinda guy...
    Naked, that is.
    Suggested by @HisDudeness
  11. I've always say butt, but knew in my heart it was supposed to be buck. I've never thought about this. Thank you for pointing out my self-deception!
    Suggested by @roche
  12. Unless I'm describing myself Donald Ducking (dressed except for pants), I use buck naked.
    Suggested by @kcupcaker
  13. I say butt nekkid. The difference is NAKED means you don't have clothes. NEKKID means you don't have clothes and you're up to something!
    From the late, great Lewis Grizzard (southern comic)
    Suggested by @jhope71
  14. Buck Naked
    B/c It's Costanza's porn name
    Suggested by @ladyprofessor
  15. Buck naked.
    I think it makes more sense because why would just your butt be relevant? & I would say it comes from buckskin, so if you're buck naked you're just in your skin. I've heard butt naked often enough though that whatever the etymology of both, either one is valid.
    Suggested by @nelle
  16. Buck, duh. And also who would say "butt wild?! It's Buck. BUCK!!!!
    7 has spoken.
    Suggested by @BWN_7
  17. Update: my wife says, "it's buck naked, but I say butt naked." And she's a lot smarter than me, so I gotta think buck is correct, but like her, I still say butt.
    Suggested by @HisDudeness
  18. Buck naked!
    Look at that buck! I say both. Will see if I can find Oxford origins...
    Suggested by @eijafayaya
  19. Buck!
    Seems to reserve a thimbleful of dignity for the observed and observer should it be desired.
    Suggested by @bdot
  20. I say butt, only because I like to say "butt ass naked/nekkid"
    Suggested by @olive