Things I Miss
Doh, so close!
- •OpportunitiesSince 1993
- •PointsI wasn't paying attention. What was his point?
- •TrainsI hear that metro bing bong when I'm on the escalator
- •BusesThey don't stop when you try to chase them down.
- •ChancesI don't know which ones specifically until it's too late.
- •ShotsYou had your shot.
- •Vague come ons
- •Subtle hints to leave.
- •TargetsThe 🎯 not the store.
- •ExitsThey come with signs but sometimes I miss those too
- •Key moments on tv shows while I look at phone.
- •Trash cansEvery q-tip ever
- •Janet Jackson's exposed nippleThis is the one thing I still actively miss in a emotional way. Janet and I were close
- •Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody