Vegetable Lasagna and Other Seemingly Insignificant Seinfeld Characters That Describe ME

There are no small roles...
  1. 1.
    This guy? He's an idiot. He's nothing to me.
    Vegetable Lasagna I feel your pain, just a nobody idiot.
  2. 2.
    It's yellow.
    My go to answer for when I don't really know. Concession stand girl. I get it, you don't know, you weren't well trained but you aim to please.
  3. 3.
    Sure go right in
    I also develop arbitrary rules based on a feeling. Movie ticket taker, you obviously read Blink! By Malcolm Gladwell. Or are you blinded by the kevorka?
  4. 4.
    The waitress who flips off George.
    Nicely done. He gets it. He's probably tipped you ten cents. Totally reasonable expression of your rage.
  5. 5.
    Unexpectedly Helpful Individual
    I can often spot the lost individual and I give them directions and send them on their way. I like to be helpful.
  6. 6.
    George's Hat
    I can relate. A look but really warm. Gets left behind.
  7. 7.
    Yes, I go for unemployed men who live with their parents. I'm weird like that.
  8. 8.
    One hour photo guy
    I would also choose a career on the verge of becoming obsolete and be oblivious about whether or not someone is flirting with me or a coworker. I would be embarrassed but it is the timeless art of seduction.
  9. 9.
    Bubble Boy
    Not because he lives a sheltered life but because I would totally lose my sh*t over George taunting me with The Moops. No amount of finger waving by mother could stop me.
  10. 10.
    Telethon phone answering guy
    Looks straight at camera. Star struck!