There are no small roles...
  1. This guy? He's an idiot. He's nothing to me.
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    Vegetable Lasagna I feel your pain, just a nobody idiot.
  2. It's yellow.
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    My go to answer for when I don't really know. Concession stand girl. I get it, you don't know, you weren't well trained but you aim to please.
  3. Sure go right in
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    I also develop arbitrary rules based on a feeling. Movie ticket taker, you obviously read Blink! By Malcolm Gladwell. Or are you blinded by the kevorka?
  4. The waitress who flips off George.
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    Nicely done. He gets it. He's probably tipped you ten cents. Totally reasonable expression of your rage.
  5. Unexpectedly Helpful Individual
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    I can often spot the lost individual and I give them directions and send them on their way. I like to be helpful.
  6. George's Hat
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    I can relate. A look but really warm. Gets left behind.
  7. Victoria
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    Yes, I go for unemployed men who live with their parents. I'm weird like that.
  8. One hour photo guy
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    I would also choose a career on the verge of becoming obsolete and be oblivious about whether or not someone is flirting with me or a coworker. I would be embarrassed but it is the timeless art of seduction.
  9. Bubble Boy
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    Not because he lives a sheltered life but because I would totally lose my sh*t over George taunting me with The Moops. No amount of finger waving by mother could stop me.
  10. Telethon phone answering guy
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    Looks straight at camera. Star struck!