What I Thought of Myself When Someone New Followed ME

At the moment they announced their presence- wanna get in on this? Only 93 spots left.
  1. I have a follower. That's cool. I'm cool. She's cool. Books. Lists. Lists of books. I can get behind that.
  2. I got a new follower. Yay! She'll dump me soon
  3. JC is following me?
  4. I have arrived!!
  5. I must be the nexus of this entire list app universe.
  6. Oh I get it.
  7. I am the💩
  8. Hi book club friends. Call me Jessica.