Whms Quotes for Every Occasion
@gwcoffey got me started
- •Pesto is the quiche of the 80s.
- •No one I know would call me this early.
- •Waiter, there is too much pepper in my paprikash.
- •Ride me big Sheldon.
- •Baby fish mouth! Baby fish mouth!
- •Don't fuck with Mr Zero.
- •You made a woman meow?
- •They don't make Sunday. Because of God.
- •"I want you to know that I will never want that wagon wheel coffee table."
- •"When I get a new book, I read the last page first. That way, if I die before I finish I know how it comes out. That, my friend, is a dark side."
- •"A woman friend. This is amazing. You may be the first attractive woman I have not wanted to sleep with in my entire life."Story of my life
- •"You look like a normal person but actually you are the angel of death."
- •@jaidub it just so happens that i have had PLENTY OF GOOD SEXSuggested by @JessicaBalboni
- •To Harry and Sally. If either of us had found either of them remotely attractive, we wouldn't be here today.Suggested by @gwcoffey
- •That is just like you Harry. You say things like that and you make it impossible for me to hate you. And I hate you Harry. I hate you. I hate you. 😘Suggested by @gwcoffey