@gwcoffey got me started
  1. Pesto is the quiche of the 80s.
  2. No one I know would call me this early.
  3. Waiter, there is too much pepper in my paprikash.
  4. Ride me big Sheldon.
  5. Baby fish mouth! Baby fish mouth!
  6. Don't fuck with Mr Zero.
  7. You made a woman meow?
  8. They don't make Sunday. Because of God.
  9. "I want you to know that I will never want that wagon wheel coffee table."
    Suggested by @kate81
  10. "When I get a new book, I read the last page first. That way, if I die before I finish I know how it comes out. That, my friend, is a dark side."
    Suggested by @kate81
  11. "A woman friend. This is amazing. You may be the first attractive woman I have not wanted to sleep with in my entire life."
    Story of my life
    Suggested by @kate81
  12. "You look like a normal person but actually you are the angel of death."
    Suggested by @kate81
  13. @jaidub it just so happens that i have had PLENTY OF GOOD SEX
    Suggested by @JessicaBalboni
  14. To Harry and Sally. If either of us had found either of them remotely attractive, we wouldn't be here today.
    Suggested by @gwcoffey
  15. That is just like you Harry. You say things like that and you make it impossible for me to hate you. And I hate you Harry. I hate you. I hate you. 😘
    Suggested by @gwcoffey