Best Workouts For People Who Legit Hate Working Out

  1. 1.
    Dancing in glittery gold heels while champagne drunk at a wedding.
  2. 2.
    Dancing in flip-flops on a barge at Sunfest while drinking blueberry vodka lemonade.
  3. 3.
    Stationary biking while marathoning HBO shows. You'll be so into The Wire/laughing so hard at Veep that you won't even realize you've biked 27 miles.
  4. 4.
    Yoga. Preferably the kind where the instructor comes over during Shivasana and anoints you with essential oils and says sweet, hippie things about being one with the universe and loving yourself.
  5. 5.
    Barre Method. Because it's only 55 minutes, it kicks your ass and you feel great afterwards.