Reasons Why Oprah Is the Best
- •Hugging her probably feels like drinking a warm cup of tea next to a fire on a cold winter night
- •She probably smells vanilla and cinnamon and magic
- •She would probably say my name in that emphasized way when I walk in a room, which would make me feel really special.
- •She probably has amazing things in her pantry that aren't on the market anymore. Hopefully Dunkaroos
- •She probably buys the popcorn when she goes to the movies with Steadman. *gender role switch goals*