Reasons Why Oprah Is the Best

She's great
  1. Hugging her probably feels like drinking a warm cup of tea next to a fire on a cold winter night
  2. She probably smells vanilla and cinnamon and magic
  3. She would probably say my name in that emphasized way when I walk in a room, which would make me feel really special.
  4. She probably has amazing things in her pantry that aren't on the market anymore. Hopefully Dunkaroos
  5. She probably buys the popcorn when she goes to the movies with Steadman. *gender role switch goals*