AYOUA: ASK YOU ANYTHING

Listen up, li.sters! I got questions for you and I hope you have answers.
  1. @k8mcgarry But which direction is it?
  2. Well when I tricked some of my male friends into listening to One Direction, I renamed the artist "Up North" so I guess I would say north
    But @brimattia would say "from the bottom of the stairs to the top of the charts, One Dream One Band One Direction"
    Suggested by   @k8mcgarry
  3. @dev Out of all the software developers (Devs, if you will) in human history, who would you most like to fight?
  4. Steve Wozniak
    He'd definitely win, but what a life experience and a story to tell
    Suggested by   @dev
  5. @kellydehoop Did you ever play basketball? Did your teammates ever get confused when the coach said "get the ball to de Hoop" and instead shot the ball into the hoop?
  6. This question is simply too personal, sorry babe!
    Suggested by   @kellydehoop
  7. @shanaz What toy SHOULD I buy for my son?
  8. Doctor kits, kitchen sets, doll house, mega/wooden blocks, trucks, pirate ship/construction site set w accessories, small stuffed animals, board books...
    Nothing that makes noise! 🙉
    Suggested by   @shanaz
  9. @summeranne Which brand in human history would make for the best Buzzfeed branded content?
  10. My ideal #brand is probably Spotify, and they do advertise with us. Normally aligning and coming up with ideas is a stretch, but with Spotty there are literally hundreds of posts I could think of to do because I'm obsessed with music and playlists and sharing music. See also: Netflix. Also I'd really love to do a branded post about Sonic's ice.
    Suggested by   @summeranne
  11. @sondrelerche Favorite Gerard Butler movie?
  12. @Nicholas If you could play the Ryan Gosling role in any of his movies, which would you choose?
  13. @bjnovak Who is your all-time favorite name-initialed celebrity?
  14. @ErinFlaherty @sky Cutest aspect of Evan? Follow up question: if you could evolve like a Pokemon, who or what would your final form be?
  15. When you mentioned putting on Raffi and Evan started dancing in his floating high chair, that was pretty amazing. But it's hard to pick just pick one. He is a super-baby. Also his smile, that's up there for sure.
    Suggested by   @sky
  16. Follow up question: My final form would be my mom
    Suggested by   @sky
  17. Cutest aspect of Evan is definitley his smile but specifically when you're on one side and Jac is on the other and you can tell he loves you guys so much and is so happy. Seriously the friggin cutest family of all time. But also when he cuddles with his elephant 😭🐘
    Suggested by   @ErinFlaherty
  18. @NatalieRose29 On a scale from 1 to 10, how terrified was I backstage at li.st live?
  19. @Grosstastic Why do you know so many Scandinavians? Why are they all so attractive?
  20. I don't know! The ones I know are some of the loveliest people I've met in life and surround themselves with with equally lovely people (many of whom are also Norwegian because the NY community is small and everyone knows everyone), so I've just come to know a bunch!
    Suggested by   @Grosstastic
  21. @dfly What am I thinking right now?
  22. Everyone is always thinking some variation of "Oh God."
    Suggested by   @dfly
  23. @richardcurtis Who is your favorite pro wrestler?
  24. @Waz Which already-existing li.st account would you most like to ghostwrite?
  25. I'd love to write @GovJohnKasic . Unless of course I've been writing him the whole time. TWIST.
    Suggested by   @Waz
  26. @olive sup? Follow up question: what was your favorite part of meeting me on Tuesday night?
  27. @AsaAkira When did you know that you were a porn star and not just a porn actress?
  28. @biz Why biz? Follow up question: which biz would you most like to be in?
  29. @teo Favorite list featured in a movie? Mine's the Death List Five.
  30. @scarcurtis Favorite role that you played in your dad's films?
  31. @element75 I couldn't help but notice that the 75th element on the periodic table is Rhenium. Have you always felt an affinity towards Rhenium?
  32. @moonjockey Is your user name also your ranking of those three characters?
  33. No, it's not my ranking. My universal username used to be HanLeiaChewie, my three favorite SW characters at the time. Then I got into Star Trek, so I switched out Chewie for Spock. 🖖🏼
    Suggested by   @moonjockey
  34. @marymurphy If you were asked to perform a list live and didn't have access to gifs, what would you do?
  35. That is sooooo weird you ask because I am currently facing such a dilemma because I have to read one of my lists tonight at the ATL meetup. All my lists have giffffffs agh. But I think I might read "Things I would Whisper Into A Type A Person's Ear Right Before I Stab Them Robb Stark Style".
    I would read "My Hunger Games Plan If Nick Jonas Was My Partner" but I don't think the world is ready for that one. Also I'm scared.
    Suggested by   @marymurphy
  36. @amber What would be your pro wrestling gimmick?
  37. Bitch Face Becky: Basic as hell with a valley girl twang. When other wrestlers come at me I move out of the way and yell "as if" and hold up my fingers in a W and say "whatever" when I win, acting as if it's no big deal.
    My signature moves: 1) choking them out with my thighs, I call this the Sunset Boulevard Stinger 2) checking to make sure manicure is still intact, it's called the Rodeo Drive Decoy 3) when I put them against the ropes and roundhouse kick them in the throat, I call it that one the "Beverly Hills Bounce"
    Suggested by   @amber
  38. @Bourdain If you had to eat one food item at Guy Fieri's Flavortown restaurant, which would it be?
  39. @eatthelove My wife (@Jac) said the other day that you seem so nice. Are you?
  40. My friend Sabrina once gave a presentation about food blogging and mentioned me in her slideshow. She referred to me as the golden retriever of food bloggers, extremely friendly and sweet. So there you go.
    Of course she could also mean that I was kind of shaggy and always sheds a lot of hair. I don't know. I wasn't at the presentation.
    Suggested by   @eatthelove
  41. @maggieannre How did you explain your name before using Rey as a reference point?
  42. @tombatten When did someone first tell you you were funny? Follow question: when did someone first tell you you were not funny?
  43. I don't really remember either but I'm sure I was told I'm not funny both first and way way more
    Suggested by   @tombatten
  44. @Lisa_Fav You're just fucking with us and you're really from Vermont, right? Follow up question: if you actually were American, what would make you proudest about being an American?
  45. No I'm not from Vermont... But yes. I'm trying to catfish you all, I'm a 54 yo man from Missouri.
    Suggested by   @Lisa_Fav
  46. And follow up answer... Well. The comedy scene.
    Sorry I didn't answer anything about freedom, political and things like that but... Well. You know.
    Suggested by   @Lisa_Fav
  47. @boygirlparty What's your favorite kind of boy-girl party?
  48. smh
    Suggested by   @boygirlparty
  49. @angusisley Was there ever a moment in the Family Guy or Cleveland Show writers rooms where you came up with a joke and people were like, "Whoa. Too dark?"
  50. Every comedy room I've ever been in had countless pitches that were "too dark!" Comedy writers are generally lovely, damaged people who will find whatever the bar is for "appropriate" in any room, and then say something outside the bounds of it. The process! 👍🏽
    Suggested by   @angusisley
  51. "Re, R-E, two letters, it's Italian, pronounced like the ray of sunshine I am in your life"
    Suggested by   @maggieannre