FACTS ABOUT MY UPCOMING FIRST-EVER NYC THEATRICAL PRODUCTION

A shameless plug
  1. It's an adaptation of Moliere's Tartuffe
    But reworked so that it takes place in the present day, has a John Waters sensibility, and features 100% more cocaine, unplanned pregnancies, and Ted Cruz references than the original did.
  2. It's being produced by the brilliant Three Day Hangover theater company
    They created the long-running off-Broadway hit, "Drunk Shakespeare," and lovingly produce very intelligent and well-acted yet unpretentious versions of classic plays. Also, there are drinking games and audience participation (the fun kind, not the anxiety-producing kind).
  3. I've been a huge fan of Three Day Hangover since I saw their version of "Romeo and Juliet," which was rechristened "R+J: Starcross'd Death Match"
    It substituted flip cup battles for sword fighting duels
  4. There will be a full bar
    Drinking isn't mandatory or anything, but there will be drinking games throughout the show.
  5. There are 12 performances
    It runs at 8 pm Wednesday through Saturday for the first three weeks of November.
  6. Tickets are only $15 and go on sale tomorrow
    That's, like, really cheap! And you can buy them at www.threedayhangover.com
  7. I'm really nervous, but I think it's going to be fun
    We have a fantastic TBA cast and a phenomenal director in Beth Gardiner
  8. I hope you can come!
    Like, maybe it can be the funnest NYC list app meet up ever? Seriously, though, even if I don't technically "know" you, I'd be seriously honored if you could make it.