Formerly featuring a certain point guard who burned every bridge on the team twice
  1. Brook Lopez
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    A deadly post game and an obsessive love of comic books. My spirit animal.
  2. Kenyon Martin
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    The kind of player I delude myself into thinking I would be like if I were a foot taller and had really big muscles. Thunderous dunks and murderous defense.
  3. Lucious Harris
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    He should have started over Kittles. Also, one of the best names of all time.
  4. Richard Jefferson
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    I genuinely can't believe he's still playing. I have no idea what he's done the past few years, but he at least used to be an awesome, versatile wingman.
  5. Aaron Williams
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    Instant offense off the bench. Way underrated. Did his job and rarely screwed up.
  6. Reggie Evans
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    The kind of player I would actually be if I were a foot taller and had really big muscles. Also has a great smile.
  7. Brian Scalabrine
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    Widely mocked for his red hair and the bizarre nickname "Veal," Scalabrine nonetheless was kind of an under-the-radar 3-point beast.
  8. Mirza Teletovic
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    Kickass nickname ("Fearza"), killer 3 point shot, and an uncanny ability to infuriate LeBron
  9. Kenny Anderson
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    Patted my head once