HOW TO PREPARE FOR A VISIT FROM @dev AND @Grosstastic
Oh fuck, I've got like two hours
- •Hide my secret plans for "TheNoteApp"Coming Soon!
- •Buy a childAny ideas on this one? The whole "we have a baby" thing started as a joke then took on a life of its own
- •Hide the dead bodies of other social media founders who visited our apartmentDon't worry, we got a walk-in closet *humblebrag*
- •Do dishes
- •Scrub blood from floorSo much blood!
- •Delete all non-Dev-created social media from phone
- •Make sure Halley's episode of Banshee is playing on a loop the entire timeShe gets so mad when it isn't!
- •Make bed
- •Teach tricks to bought child"Roll over" should impress them, right?
- •Buy all the scotchFun fact: Dev won't walk into an apartment that doesn't have all the scotch
- •UPDATE FOR @mandiPretty cute, right? Wasn't cheap.