I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Now I don't know what to think
- •This morning, I was reading a book to my 9-month old son, as I am wont to do.
- •As I finished, I glanced at the back cover
- •And saw this
- •What the fuck?
- •In this country, we pay less for books than Canadians.
- •That's what Thomas Jefferson wrote in the Constitution.
- •This is what a REAL book looks like
- •There's only one possible explanation
- •This book was released too early
- •Before the New World Order is scheduled to take over
- •No, not this one
- •THIS ONE
- •I told Evan about this and he literally pooped his pants