Now I don't know what to think
  1. This morning, I was reading a book to my 9-month old son, as I am wont to do.
  2. As I finished, I glanced at the back cover
  3. And saw this
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  4. What the fuck?
  5. In this country, we pay less for books than Canadians.
  6. That's what Thomas Jefferson wrote in the Constitution.
  7. This is what a REAL book looks like
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  8. There's only one possible explanation
  9. This book was released too early
  10. Before the New World Order is scheduled to take over
  11. No, not this one
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  12. THIS ONE
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  13. I told Evan about this and he literally pooped his pants
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