I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

Now I don't know what to think
  1. This morning, I was reading a book to my 9-month old son, as I am wont to do.
  2. As I finished, I glanced at the back cover
  3. And saw this
  4. What the fuck?
  5. In this country, we pay less for books than Canadians.
  6. That's what Thomas Jefferson wrote in the Constitution.
  7. This is what a REAL book looks like
  8. There's only one possible explanation
  9. This book was released too early
  10. Before the New World Order is scheduled to take over
  11. No, not this one
  12. THIS ONE
  13. I told Evan about this and he literally pooped his pants