MOVIES I INEXPLICABLY LOVED AS A KID

Okay, kids. The criteria for this list is: 1) if you owned the vhs/dvd, it was on constant rotation. If it was at the video store, you rented it constantly. 2) You have no desire to watch it today
  1. Blank Check
    This is such a 90s movie. Unfettered capitalism (money gets you so much cool shit!) espoused by an unscrupulous, unlikable protagonist (marketed as an AWESOME dude) whose only character trait is "knowing how to spend money." Look at him tilt his fucking sunglasses.
  2. An American Tail 2: Fievel Goes West
    The original was a striking, Maus-ian allegory about Jewish immigration in the US. In this one, Fievel, uh, goes west?
  3. The Jetsons Movie
    The 80s were awesome in a lot of ways. This movie is full of all the not awesome parts of the 80s.
  4. Life With Mikey
    I was obsessed with this movie and I have no idea why. Much later (like, 2 years ago), I realized it was written and directed by James Lapin (book writer of Sunday in the Park with George and Falsettos) and filled with a who's who of 90's theater luminaries (Durang, Finn, Wasserstein). Still don't really want to watch it.
  5. Shrek 2
    Watched on a weekly basis, had no interest in the first Shrek.
    Suggested by   @josie
  6. I was enamored with Pryor as a kid—probably because to a five year old he was the live action equivalent of Bugs Bunny, wild and anarchic—but this movie is bad in many many ways
    Suggested by   @tombatten
  7. Alice in Wonderland tv movie
    I even bought this DVD from Amazon for nostalgia and holy shit, it's sooo bad.
    Suggested by   @shanaz
  8. Ladybugs - this movie was awful but my sister & I loved!
    Suggested by   @kate81
  9. Richie Rich
    Almost every other movie I obsessively watched as a kid, I would happily watch today...except this one.
    Suggested by   @LizDawson
  10. The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones
    I honestly don't even remember the plot anymore. I just remember adoring this cinematic classic as a small child.
    Suggested by   @aj_oppen
  11. Cool World
    In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have been watching this movie as a kid.
    Suggested by   @trailingpapers
  12. Camp Nowhere
    Suggested by   @marykathryn
  13. Disney Sing-Alongs
    So many versions. The beach one was my fave. I had a few live action ones and some that were clips from different Disney movies.
    Suggested by   @kbon