MY TWO NEW FAVORITE WRESTLERS
I went to an indie wrestling show last night in Queens. My favorite match was between these two people, who are now my two new favorite wrestlers.
- •Zack Sabre Jr.
- •Look at this guy. He's like the British version of Ryan Gosling in Drive. Who's a wrestler, not a driver.
- •I want that jacket.
- •I did buy this tshirt from him. Even the tshirt is cool. Also, you know who else was established in 1987? Me!
- •My other new favorite wrestler is Marty Scurll
- •Holy shit, he has an umbrella and a fur coat and sunglasses
- •Look at this fucking guy. His nickname is "Villain." Not "The Villain." Just "Villain." That's badass.
- •Look at his goddamn tshirt. I need that tshirt.
- •I love wrestling