The definitive list of inexpensive products with ridiculously expensive peripherals
  1. Razors
    Static
    Pretty much invented the game
  2. PlayStation Vita
    Static
    Memory cards are essential and crazy expensive
  3. E-readers
    Static
  4. Printers
    Static
    Oh, fuck off, HP
  5. Strip Clubs
    I mean...so I hear...
  6. Spirit Airlines
    Static
    Fuck every single thing about Spirit Airlines
  7. Weddings
    "You're invited!" 💸💸💸💸
    Suggested by @kate81
  8. Toners
    Suggested by @fm
  9. Apple watch straps
    Suggested by @fm
  10. Babies
    Static
    Suggested by @alligeeshow
  11. Simplehuman
    Static
    Our million dollar trash bags are the only ones that fit our trash cans
  12. Gym memberships
    I paid but I'm still rocking the extended "Dad Bod"
    Suggested by @donnie