Props to Withspandex.com for posting this video. Here's the original link: http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/kris-wolf-funny-promo-stardom/
  1. Some people may wonder why wrestling is the greatest thing ever
  2. Here is my answer:
  3. This is Kris Wolf
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  4. She is a Filipino-American wrestling in Japan. She also seems to be a wolf.
  5. This is her promo:
  6. Hi! My name is Kris Wolf. Today, I am fighting a child.
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  7. Because I like delicious meat. Are you delicious meat? Do you want to fight me? Please call me.
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  8. Byeeeeeeeeee!
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  9. *gives angriest middle finger in the world*
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