WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT REMOTES

  1. Babies goddamn love remotes.
  2. It's science
  3. And I don't blame them!
  4. Look!
    That's not my hand, btw
  5. HOWEVER!
  6. If my baby gets the remote and pounds on the buttons, there are potential consequences.
  7. Like, in the Olden days, the worst thing he could do is turn up the volume.
  8. Now he can buy an entire season of The Big Bang Theory for like 40 bucks just by sticking it in his mouth
  9. And if he does, that shit's coming out of his college fund
  10. Haha just kidding
  11. College won't exist by the time he's 18
  12. (At least that's what I'm counting on)