1. ...would select "never show this again?"
  2. Maybe someone like @bjnovak or @tombatten, who can sneeze and get 75 likes
  3. But I am but a simple man
  4. Who likes simple things
  5. Like animated confetti
  6. Celebrating the approval of others
  7. UPDATE: @tombatten is apparently not that kind of monster. Unclear if he's another kind of monster...
  8. CRITICAL UPDATE: We have gone meta.
  9. DOUBLE UPDATE: There is no additional animation or celebration for being in the Top Five. What the fuck, @dev?
  10. TRIPLE UPDATE: Not for Top 4, either. I'm starting to think my phone won't spontaneously orgasm if it hits number 1