I curate my listapp experience, goddammit
  1. Someone saying his or her baby is cuter than Evan
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    I fucking hate liars
  2. Spoilers with no warning!
    I don't have time to see anything when it comes out anymore, dammit
  3. Be funnier than me
    If you can read this, you are not funnier than me.
  4. Be my mom
    See my previous lists for why! (Not that she's on listapp. But maybe she has an alias. @kellydehoop ?)
  5. I am equally as cute as Evan
    Suggested by @tombatten
  6. I would block someone for being too strident about blocking people
    Suggested by @tombatten
  7. I would block anyone who badmouthed my ex-husband, UK pop star Craig David.
    Suggested by @DanaDigsYou
  8. My photo of Evan is cuter than your photo of Evan.
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    Also: The people have spoken. I wear the funnypants in this family. So take off your pants, @jakebrandman . Take them off now.
    Suggested by @Jac