1. This is a cat
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  2. This is a phone
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  3. This is also a phone
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  4. Also, this.
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  5. On what planet does it look like this cat has the wherewithal to answer any of these phones? Or speak into them?
  6. Cats can't talk. They can meow. But they can't use words in a way that, when divorced from their image and body language, allows them to be understood.
  7. Calling a cat on the phone is tantamount to taunting the cat for its feline handicap
  8. This is rude
  9. It's also dangerous because what if the cat tries to eat the phone