WINNIE THE POOH CHARACTERS, RANKED
Deep in the hundred acre wood, where Christopher Robin plays, there are a bunch of stuffed animals, some of whom rock and some of whom suck
- •TiggerBounces around singing his own theme song about how wonderful he is but doesn't come off as a total dick. That's talent.
- •EeyoreHe is who he is (clinically depressed) and makes no apologies for it. There's something deeply cool about being that deeply uncool. Such is Eeyore. You're welcome for noticing.
- •Winnie the PoohHe knows what he wants and doesn't let the fact that he's obese, dumb, and ineffectual get in his way. An inspiration to us all.
- •RooDude is up for anything, especially when his wet blanket mother isn't around.
- •KangaWet blanket.
- •OwlNobody likes a know-it-all.
- •PigletWould you like some cheese with that whine?
- •RabbitWhat a dick.
- •Christopher RobinA boring kid in short shorts.