WINNIE THE POOH CHARACTERS, RANKED

Deep in the hundred acre wood, where Christopher Robin plays, there are a bunch of stuffed animals, some of whom rock and some of whom suck
  1. 1.
    Tigger
    Bounces around singing his own theme song about how wonderful he is but doesn't come off as a total dick. That's talent.
  2. 2.
    Eeyore
    He is who he is (clinically depressed) and makes no apologies for it. There's something deeply cool about being that deeply uncool. Such is Eeyore. You're welcome for noticing.
  3. 3.
    Winnie the Pooh
    He knows what he wants and doesn't let the fact that he's obese, dumb, and ineffectual get in his way. An inspiration to us all.
  4. 4.
    Roo
    Dude is up for anything, especially when his wet blanket mother isn't around.
  5. 5.
    Kanga
    Wet blanket.
  6. 6.
    Owl
    Nobody likes a know-it-all.
  7. 7.
    Piglet
    Would you like some cheese with that whine?
  8. 8.
    Rabbit
    What a dick.
  9. 9.
    Christopher Robin
    A boring kid in short shorts.