I have an MFA in Musical Theater Writing, so I know my shit, okay?
  1. Hair
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    These characters have long hair, just like Lin-Manuel has long hair in Hamilton!
  2. Falsettos
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    Larry Kramer says Hamilton had sex with men. This is a musical about gay men!
  3. A New Brain
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    Lin-Manuel probably needed a new brain just to fit all the knowledge he gathered about Alexander Hamilton. This is a musical about a man with a brain tumor!
  4. Rent
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    Alexander Hamilton is really good at aiding the American Revolution. This is a musical about AIDS!
  5. Hello Dolly
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    People wear weird old people costumes in this musical, just like in Hamilton!
  6. Coraline
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    Hamilton is based on a book. Coraline is also based on a book!
  7. Into the Woods
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    There's a rap song in this musical, just like in Hamilton!
  8. The Last Five Years
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    More than five years takes place from the start of Hamilton to its end. This is a musical about five years!
  9. Showboat
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    This is a musical about a cruise. I bet Hamilton will be performed on a cruise one day!