EMOJI POWER RANKINGS: WEEK OF NOVEMBER 23, 2015

An arbitrary list of what emojis I'm currently into and why.
  1. 1.
    🙃
    This is the best emoji. Hands down. I fully plan on having this emoji on my tombstone.
  2. 2.
    😶
    For when you can't accurately express anything on the anger/disgust/confusion spectrum.
  3. 3.
    😱
    A not-so-subtle nod to Munch's "The Scream," this emoji is very useful during times of shock and awe, but like the type of shock and awe where you can't believe how good something is.
  4. 4.
    🚨
    The only way to announce your hot takes.
  5. 5.
    🐐
    Gets a top-5 spot because it's still the year of the goat, so it's infinitely applicable in any situation.