I will be providing no setups. Just my favorite punchlines. These all aired on "Late Night with David Letterman."
  1. Sure beats raw sewage.
  2. This nude beach is fun. Say, isn't that Tommy Lasorda?
  3. Care to dance with an intense gun-toting loner?
  4. Nine.
  5. End Bryant Gumbel's so-called "Buddy System."
  6. Demands colleagues address him as "Debbie."
  7. Does this smell like root beer to you?
  8. Golf! Golf! Golf!
  9. Ask him what the letters G.E. stand for.
  10. Meats.