7 Undefeated Pickup Lines to Tell Hot Babes
- •"Sup girl, wanna come over, get high, and listen to Radiohead? We can drink port and feed each other sushi. I also have a dog."
- •"Sup girl, come over for sangria beside a fire while you explain what's happened in Grey's Anatomy since I stopped watching at ghost sex."
- •"Sup girl, you wanna come over and listen to Adele while I feed you tapas and compliments about your hair? You choose the Disney film to watch while getting foot rubs."
- •"Sup girl, how about you come back to my place for as much pizza as you want while we watch videos of baby sloths yawning?"
- •"Sup girl, I got the fire going and plenty of rosé. Come over, so we can cuddle and watch Eld while I respond to your online harassers."
- •"Sup girl, I found a video of a corgi trying to make mac 'n cheese for his owner. Wanna come over and watch it while I follow the little guy's recipe? If it doesn't turn out, we'll eat Chinese in bed."
- •"Sup girl, you're clearly an interloper in this town of unadorned things."