The Three Most Important Things Ever Said To Me

  1. ON BEING A PERSON
    "Who the heck said life was fair?" - my grandma
  2. ON BEING A WRITER
    "Don't writers need to have a portfolio of, like, a million things?" - my best friend
  3. ON BEING A DUDE
    "Always let the girl think it's her idea." - some guy I went to high school with