Safety Schools for the School of Hard Knocks

Not everyone can get in to the School of Hard Knocks so here are some other places applicants should consider. Find the best place for you!
  1. Repeated Blows to the Head Institute
  2. The Academy of Unfortunate Circumstances
  3. No Country Day for Old Men
    Where the hunter becomes the hunted and that's just on the first day of school
  4. Self-flagellating Albino Monk Seminary
  5. Enemy Friends
    Full of nasty Quakers
  6. University of Chicago Laboratory Rat School
  7. Unholy Trinity School
  8. William Calley Military Academy
  9. Bronx High School of Evil Science