Seriously don't read this list
  1. Rosebud was his sled
  2. Bruce Willis's character has been dead the whole movie
  3. Verbal Kint is Keyser Söze
  4. There is a God
  5. Don Draper wrote that famous Coke ad
  6. All of St Elsewhere was imagined in the snow globe by a child with autism
  7. In the end the love you take is equal to the love you make
  8. Brad Pitt was a figure of Ed Norton's imagination
  9. Darth Vader is Luke's father
  10. Admission to heaven depends upon how much you serve the least of us