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This is a collection of things I've read on my tinder and my friends
- 1.I wanna stick an orange in your mouth and eat your arse until fanta comes outNom nom nom
- 2.I like my women like I like my coffee...I drink teaJust so damn clever
- 3.I wanna F.U Frank UnderwoodI mean I love house of cards too but there's a limit
I take a lot of photos
- 1.I'm a wankerThinking of moving here so I came to check it out
- 2.I wanted to see if I could rock a man bunAs I said I'm a wanker
- 3.I went home for a family emergency, it was nice to be home even for a sad reason
Not attention seeking or trying to be a Debbie downer it's just good to write these down, I try to laugh at some of these because if you can't laugh you're gonna cry
- •Finding out my dog got run over on Christmas EveI would have been under the age of ten
- •Tears running down my face and into my bowl of cereal after my dad told me that he drowned our catWe lived out on a farm and farmers seem to be able to put animals down, it's part of the job and the cat would not stop shitting on the carpet, I blocked this one out for a while.
- •The first time I got dumpedShe was a more experienced person and I was sweet and innocent, I wasn't expecting to have sex so early so I wasn't prepared (no rubbers) so we didn't sleep together, few days later she dumped me not sure if it was because I was too young and I experienced or what but since then it's been hard to be vulnerable around people because of the fear of getting hurt again...boohoo.
As a guy who loves film and is trying to be a screenwriter I am kind of ashamed because I haven't seen enough classics
- •Schindler's ListIt's really long and seems kind of depressing, I will one day but you know how it is
- •Godfather part 2I saw the first one, don't judge me!
- •The BirdsSupposed to be good
There aren't many
- 1.The day I got 12 chicken nuggets in my ten packIt was amazing
- 2.The day that BBQ shapes were a dollar a pack, I went too far
- 3.I once got in a fight with a dog and lost.I was two and I wouldn't call it a fight, I tried to ride him like a horse and he fought back, I am proud that I lived to tell the tale...wasn't that bad lol