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This is a collection of things I've read on my tinder and my friends
  1. 1.
    I wanna stick an orange in your mouth and eat your arse until fanta comes out
    Nom nom nom
  2. 2.
    I like my women like I like my coffee...I drink tea
    Just so damn clever
  3. 3.
    I wanna F.U Frank Underwood
    I mean I love house of cards too but there's a limit
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  1. 1.
    I'm a wanker
    Thinking of moving here so I came to check it out
  2. 2.
    I wanted to see if I could rock a man bun
    As I said I'm a wanker
  3. 3.
    I went home for a family emergency, it was nice to be home even for a sad reason
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Not attention seeking or trying to be a Debbie downer it's just good to write these down, I try to laugh at some of these because if you can't laugh you're gonna cry
  1. Finding out my dog got run over on Christmas Eve
    I would have been under the age of ten
  2. Tears running down my face and into my bowl of cereal after my dad told me that he drowned our cat
    We lived out on a farm and farmers seem to be able to put animals down, it's part of the job and the cat would not stop shitting on the carpet, I blocked this one out for a while.
  3. The first time I got dumped
    She was a more experienced person and I was sweet and innocent, I wasn't expecting to have sex so early so I wasn't prepared (no rubbers) so we didn't sleep together, few days later she dumped me not sure if it was because I was too young and I experienced or what but since then it's been hard to be vulnerable around people because of the fear of getting hurt again...boohoo.
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As a guy who loves film and is trying to be a screenwriter I am kind of ashamed because I haven't seen enough classics
  1. Schindler's List
    It's really long and seems kind of depressing, I will one day but you know how it is
  2. Godfather part 2
    I saw the first one, don't judge me!
  3. The Birds
    Supposed to be good
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There aren't many
  1. 1.
    The day I got 12 chicken nuggets in my ten pack
    It was amazing
  2. 2.
    The day that BBQ shapes were a dollar a pack, I went too far
  3. 3.
    I once got in a fight with a dog and lost.
    I was two and I wouldn't call it a fight, I tried to ride him like a horse and he fought back, I am proud that I lived to tell the tale...wasn't that bad lol