This is a collection of things I've read on my tinder and my friends
  1. 1.
    I wanna stick an orange in your mouth and eat your arse until fanta comes out
    Nom nom nom
  2. 2.
    I like my women like I like my coffee...I drink tea
    Just so damn clever
  3. 3.
    I wanna F.U Frank Underwood
    I mean I love house of cards too but there's a limit
  4. 4.
    It's a dollar to see it, two dollars to touch it
    That's a steal
  5. 5.
    Be the O.J. To my Nicole
  6. 6.
    You are what you eat and by morning I want to be you
    If you catch my meaning
  7. 7.
    I'm a barista and if you're lucky I'll make you a cocktado
  8. 8.
    Strict no fedora policy
    I look fucking great in a fedora
  9. 9.
    I had a thing for Barney the dinosaur when I was a kid...and still do
    I get that
  10. 10.
    I just want someone to get high with, eat pizza and watch smokey and the bandit.
    This sounds like a great date
  11. 11.
    we both know why we are here
    Let's not beat around the bush
  12. 12.
    I will do anything for love but I won't do that...I think that songs about anal