1. Long John Silver's
    "Hey, honey. Let's eat out tonight. I've got a hankerin' for an inferior version of Captain D's."
  2. Nickelback
    The hippest thing someone can do is hate on Nickelback, but they've sold millions of albums.
  3. Craig Ferguson
    I know, I know. He's off the air now, but still. That guy led the league in unfunny, but he still seemed to stay on the air for years.
  4. Barry Bonds
    Even when he was thin and awesome, nobody liked him. Then he took PEDs and his head grew beyond normal ego proportions, and people despised him. But...I'm sure there are scores of Pirate and Giants fans who think he was God's gift to baseball.