TYPES OF MOVIES I HATE
- •Fantasy movies with children as lead charactersI'm looking at you, Harry Potter.
- •Random black and white moviesThe constant elevator music in the background during insignificant dialogue is the movie equivalent of listening to someone chew on the phone.
- •Movies with pretentious titlesThe House Of Sand And Fog...Requiem For A Dream...Snakes On A Plane (actually, that's the BEST title of any movie ever)
- •Any Eddie Murphy movie released after Beverly Hills CopBecause they all stink