TYPES OF MOVIES I HATE

  1. Fantasy movies with children as lead characters
    I'm looking at you, Harry Potter.
  2. Random black and white movies
    The constant elevator music in the background during insignificant dialogue is the movie equivalent of listening to someone chew on the phone.
  3. Movies with pretentious titles
    The House Of Sand And Fog...Requiem For A Dream...Snakes On A Plane (actually, that's the BEST title of any movie ever)
  4. Any Eddie Murphy movie released after Beverly Hills Cop
    Because they all stink