And you are not
  1. There is evidence that the Mitochondria and Chloroplasts were once their own simplistic bacterial organism.
    Evolutionarily speaking, somewhere along the line, it's genetic information was absorbed by another cellular organism.
  2. The Mitochondria takes mad supplements and can totally bench more than you.
    Ya ever heard of CREATINE
  3. The Mitochondria never got married or had kids so he has all the time in the world to dedicate to work and personal growth.
    God I should leave Karen.