THINGS THAT REALLY GRIND MY GEARS

  1. Waiters who don't write down your order and then forget and have to ask you what you ordered
  2. People who say "true" when they just learned something they clearly did not previously know
  3. People who wear a team jersey to a game when that team isn't playing
  4. People who have their fresh bagels toasted
  5. When you make more than a reasonable effort to hold the door for someone and that person says nothing