People frequently ask me how I'm so prolific. Here's how:
  1. Don't own any furniture that will allow any form of relaxation or sleep.
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  2. Stay away from social media.
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  3. Remove gonads.
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  4. Order all groceries and sundries from Amazon Prime.
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  5. Remember that every glorious sunset marks a day closer to your inevitable demise.
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