Things We've All Done

Here's a list of things we've all done - whether we want to or not
  1. 1.
    Closing the drawers in the kitchen with a KICKASS PELVIC THRUST
  2. 2.
    Really hated the English language
  3. 3.
    SHOUTED OUT LOUD IN OUR HEADS when we read something in caps
  4. 4.
    Thought you were communicating with a bird when you whistled and it chirped back... Then tried to get it to do it again...
  5. 5.
    Eaten something iffy and then proceeded to birth a demonic effigy from your asshole.