Crazy Crap on Woot Tonight

Woot.com, where's Amazon's bizarre products go
  1. This very stylish scarf
    What to wear to the zombie movie tonight??!
  2. This Frank Lloyd Wright chicken coop
    For architecturally aware fowl
  3. This time-out jail for kids of cyclists
    It also comes in a Raiders of the Lost Ark Nazi sidecar option
  4. Because it's cold in Minnesota
    Consequently, this is exactly what the langoliers look like
  5. This fruit slicer/self vasectomy tool
    However, using this voids your health insurance
  6. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot??!
    This item show as Sold Out, so don't get your hopes up