Can I get a voucher for 2 hours of my life back??
  1. Superman IV - The Quest for Peace
    If we just throw all the nukes into the sun, all of mankind will get along for the first time since never.
  2. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
    Freaking aliens?? Really? And Indy survives a nuke blast in a fridge??!
  3. Wild Wild West
    I got nuthin.
  4. Harry and the Hendersons
    A stirring ET-esque lovefest about Sasquatch.
  5. Howard the Duck
    Though he did get to make out with Lea Thompson
  6. Batman and Robin
    Mr. Freeze was the best character in the whole thing.
  7. Lady in the Water
    This M. Night Shyamalan movie was almost a parody of M. Night Shyamalan movies... Almost
  8. Waterworld
    Spoiler: People swim, fight and eventually develop gills. Because evolution happens that fast.
  9. Speed 2 - Cruise Control
    Action/Adventure on a boat traveling 14 mph?
  10. Spider-Man 3
    Way too much going on in this story to make sense
  11. In the Army Now
    Or any other movie with Pauley Shore aka The Weeeesel.
  12. Superstar
    Ya know the one based on the Molly Shannon SNL skit. I'm not even sure why I saw it in the first place. It was a date in High School. We actually walked out.
    Suggested by @stephaniehail
  13. Pixels
    Adam Sandler with a huge special effects budget... What could go wrong??!
  14. Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalo
    Like @stephaniehail I walked out of this. The manager offered us seats at The Talented Mr. Ripley, but my friend said, "We sat through that whole thing yesterday. I think we'll do something different."
    Suggested by @theranman