Nothing against you young whipper-snappers, but we've got our own rad sayings and anachronisms. Totally!
  1. I taped that
    You probably mean that you DVR'd it?
  2. Fax it to me
    I can't even... You want me to print something out, scan it, and then send it to you over a phone via a screechy machine so you can then print it on paper??!
  3. Turn on the radio
    Oh, you mean Pandora? What do you old people listen to?? Here's the Madonna channel... That's what you like, right?
  4. I just bought their CD
    There's an aisle in the back of Target just for you dinosaurs.
  5. I loved that movie. I just bought the DVD
    That's like a Blu-Ray, right? Why don't you just stream it? Again, I think there's an aisle for you in the back of Target. Right next to the Depends.
  6. Grab my car phone
    I saw those in an old movie once. They were in big leather bags and caused cancer, right?
  7. Call my house
    Did you leave your iPhone there?
  8. Can I write you a check?
    WTF am I going to do with that funny money? Can't you just send me Paypal or Popmoney? Or maybe a gift card? Or cash for crap's sake??
  9. It's on my answering machine
    Oh yeah, my grandma still has one of those. It's connected to a 30-year-old phone that's attached to the wall.
  10. I gotta go to the Post Office to buy stamps
    Do you hate yourself??!
  11. I gotta go to the bank...
    Again, do you hate yourself?
  12. Hold on, let me grab a dictionary!
    It's a book of words 😉
    Suggested by @kate81
  13. I'll check the Yellow Pages.
    The book of lots of phone numbers.
    Suggested by @rulesofjinx
  14. Hang up the phone.
    My 3 year old grabs my cell and asks, "hang it where, mommy?"
    Suggested by @loriatx
  15. I'll mapquest it!
    Ahh, when we actually printed out directions for somewhere before leaving
    Suggested by @deb
  16. roll the windows up!
    Suggested by @jennyfricke
  17. Let me look in the encyclopedia.
    Did someone print out Wiki?
    Suggested by @Veronique
  18. let me check the encyclopedia...
    Suggested by @jennyfricke
  19. I'll listen to it on my Walkman
    Suggested by @steshlapod