BETTER MODES OF TRANSPORTATION

walking is bullshit
  1. dogsled and 12 dogs
  2. stilts with heelies on the bottom
  3. using a large hollowed out pumpkin to float down a river on the bad side of town
  4. secret tunnels
  5. carried on a platform like they did to pharoahs in ancient Egypt
  6. surfing on a domino through a pool of smaller dominos like the robot from Robots did
  7. riding an olde fashioned bicycle while screaming about the plague
  8. flanked by obamas secret service team
  9. strapping dozens of rats to your body and letting them do all the work (like how the rats in ratatouille move the health inspector into the walk in freezer? yeah. like that)
  10. jetski