HOW TO TELL IF KERMIT THE FROG HAS A CRUSH ON YOU

utmost importance
  1. blushing
    pay attn to those green, green checks. k can't hide his love for you
  2. talking shit about miss piggy
    always a telltale sign.
  3. winking
    this one is tricky because his pupils make it look like he's always winking. also he doesn't have eyelids probably
  4. finally............trying to impress you with his body
    he's Always fkn naked!
  5. conclusion
    Kermit definitely has a crush on you