BAD GIFT IDEAS FOR A MIDDLE SCHOOL WHITE ELEPHANT GIFT EXCHANGE

I'm an adult, but have to take a gift to a middle school gift exchange. This should be... Fun.
  1. You didn't want that vase anymore anyways, right?
  2. Haha! You haven't gone through puberty yet, kid!
  3. They need more ways to make noise.
  4. See above
  5. "Hey kid, you stink "
  6. Their parents will either love me or hate me... I'm not sure I'm willing to find out.
  7. Or really, anything in a spray can.
  8. Everyone loves olives, right?