THE SEVEN DWARFS RANKED
- •GrumpyDoesn't take anyone's shit and plays the organ like a god damn rockstar.
- •SleepyWe all aspire to feel the sleepiness that Sleepy personifies.
- •SneezyJust a silly bastard who can't stop sneezing what's not to love.
- •BashfulPossibly the most relatable of all the dwarfs.
- •DopeyThe eternal fuckup. Almost as lovable as Sneezy but where Sneezy can't control his sneezes, Dopey can certainly tone down the stupidity. Come on man. Just grab the fuckin' soap.
- •DocControl freak bastard. Who put you in charge. Just because you have glasses doesn't mean you get to order everyone around, DOC.
- •HappyThis guys definitely a secret serial killer. Anyone who is perpetually happy is not to be trusted.