THE SEVEN DWARFS RANKED

  1. 1.
    Grumpy
    Doesn't take anyone's shit and plays the organ like a god damn rockstar.
  2. 2.
    Sleepy
    We all aspire to feel the sleepiness that Sleepy personifies.
  3. 3.
    Sneezy
    Just a silly bastard who can't stop sneezing what's not to love.
  4. 4.
    Bashful
    Possibly the most relatable of all the dwarfs.
  5. 5.
    Dopey
    The eternal fuckup. Almost as lovable as Sneezy but where Sneezy can't control his sneezes, Dopey can certainly tone down the stupidity. Come on man. Just grab the fuckin' soap.
  6. 6.
    Doc
    Control freak bastard. Who put you in charge. Just because you have glasses doesn't mean you get to order everyone around, DOC.
  7. 7.
    Happy
    This guys definitely a secret serial killer. Anyone who is perpetually happy is not to be trusted.