THE SEVEN DWARFS RANKED
- 1.GrumpyDoesn't take anyone's shit and plays the organ like a god damn rockstar.
- 2.SleepyWe all aspire to feel the sleepiness that Sleepy personifies.
- 3.SneezyJust a silly bastard who can't stop sneezing what's not to love.
- 4.BashfulPossibly the most relatable of all the dwarfs.
- 5.DopeyThe eternal fuckup. Almost as lovable as Sneezy but where Sneezy can't control his sneezes, Dopey can certainly tone down the stupidity. Come on man. Just grab the fuckin' soap.
- 6.DocControl freak bastard. Who put you in charge. Just because you have glasses doesn't mean you get to order everyone around, DOC.
- 7.HappyThis guys definitely a secret serial killer. Anyone who is perpetually happy is not to be trusted.