TIMES I MAY HAVE BROKEN THE LAW

  1. Not wearing a seatbelt on numerous occasions.
  2. I broke into the yard of my neighbor who died several months earlier and stole a little tiki statue from his deck that no one took when they cleared the house.
  3. Accidentally stole milk from a stop and shop once. I did not see it in the cart and never put it on the conveyer belt and no one questioned it.
  4. I'm struggling to think of other times I broke the law. Guess I'm a real straight shooter.