Welcome to the South.
  1. "Jesus... Coming Soon"
    On an aging minivan
  2. "Sure you can trust the government. Just ask an Indian."
    On a dark green sedan
  3. "Caution Virgin Islander behind the wheeler"
    On a six-wheeler
  4. "If I can't be a good example, I'll just have to be a horrible warning."
    I still don't get this
  5. "American by birth. Southern by the grace of God."
    On a pickup truck
  6. "I'm only speeding cause I really have to poop."
    Do cops go for this excuse IRL?
  7. ROMNEY/RYAN 2012
    It's been a minute, don't ya think