HOW TO TEACH YOUR CHRISTIAN FRIENDS ABOUT PASSOVER

  1. We're celebrating the freedom of the Israelites from Egypt
    Plagues, Ten Commandments, the Red Sea and a lot of "let my people go"
  2. We don't eat bread or yeast and it sucks
    Matzah gets us through
  3. We're encouraged to drink wine
    At least four cups of it
  4. It last eight days but we really only celebrate it for two (Seders)
    But still no brownies or pizza or pasta for eight days and I end up basically starving
  5. If you're lucky, retelling the story of Passover won't take two hours
    All I want is to eat brisket and matzah ball soup
  6. A whole night of kvetching, storytelling and Jewishness
  7. Watch Prince of Egypt